Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time.

I don't say my golf game is bad but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.

I am not a leader but a pathfinder and a motivator.

Extra miles, extensive preparation and exhaustive efforts usually show astonishing results.

Are they really gods?" "I never worry about theological questions," said Nightingale. "They exist, they have power and they can breach the Queen's peace - that makes them a police matter.

The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.

There actually are buildings that existed in cyberspace before they built it.

Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not.

Do great in the small things.

I think it's a lot harder for the pros to have a long career in ice dance and in pairs. It seems the singles have a little bit of a longer career.

People look up to Jacques Mesrine as if he were a Robin Hood, stealing from the rich, but he never gave anything back to anybody.

The atheist is cheating whenever he makes a moral judgment, acting as though it has an objective reference, when his philosophy in fact precludes it.