Adam Rex Quotes

You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are.

I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

There's a little bit of magic in every box!

Magic likes a good tragedy, too.

...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.

The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?

For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER

We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.

What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay.

Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.

Sometimes you really want to say "Duh, " but you can't. It's a part of growing up, I guess.

Ohh, ' said the girl with a sad tilt of her

Woah, ' I said, blocking the doorway. 'You can't come in here. This is the girls' r

What part of Canada are you from, honey?""THE LEFT PART, " said Jay.

There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.

Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14.

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo.

Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to make it exciting, like Code Name: Cursive or Mission: State Capitals.

...a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.

Stealing is good, honest work, " Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking, " he admitted after a moment. "Or actually good.

Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.

This is where you all live?" Asked John as they ascended the stairs. "It's small.""This is just our Thanksgiving house, " Scott muttered. "We have a house for every day of the year.

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G.""Sausages.