Cody Lundin Quotes

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

All survival situations revolve around a host of variables...Always adapt, think positive, and move forward.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.

Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.

The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.

We can't move quickly. You move quick out here and you die quick.

Where there is water, there are people.

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.

The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you die.

You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

I'm all for the path of least resistance.

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.

You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.

We need to look for water. Water, water, water, water.

We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.

It's like walking through someone's small intestine.

C'mon baby light for me!

It's a recipe for disaster.

I feel like a tick on a dog.

I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.

It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen.

I feel like an hors deurve waiting to happen.