Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Feel yourself climbing the mountain.

My suitcase must absolutely contain my iPod.

According to what the IDF says to its soldiers. I don't know if this is what the IDF says to the media.

I don't enjoy public performances and being up on a stage. I don't enjoy the glamour. Like tonight, I am up on stage and my feet hurt.

I like to praise and reward in a loud voice and to scold in a whisper.

The universe is computing its own destiny.

It is a widely accepted notion among painters that it does not matter what one paints as long as it is well painted. This is the essence of academicism.

Young men preen. Old men scheme.

I was cold and you were fire, and I never knew how the pyre could be burning on the edge of an ice field.

We all have to control our feelings. That's the thing that separates us from animals.