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Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

I usually like to throw on some flip flops and go to a really nice lunch in Venice, or Santa Monica, or stay in and cook dinner.

I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse.

I keep three hoes, But don't'call me Santa

The only school that let me in was U.C. Santa Cruz, which is where I went. They didn't have a journalism program, so I took sociology, which is the closest thing to journalism.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Kids believe in Santa; adults believe in childhood.

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.

If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list

Human life [is] ... a process of filling in time until the arrival of death, or Santa Claus, with very little choice, if any, of what kind of business one is going to transact during the long wait.

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial though it may be, it is paradise. There is no other.

Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.

Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.

No, there are some location shoots in Vegas, maybe four trips a year. It's shot in Santa Clarita, CA.

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.

I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.

Santa Monica was a big song, and I always knew it would be radio friendly. But its not a defining song for me, though for a lot of people it is.

I'm the only one who still believes in Santa Claus!

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game.

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.

I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter

Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican.

By the way, Santa just is white.

Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!

Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus.

The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.

Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you.

We're not mad at God, just like atheists don't hate Santa or Unicorns, they're just not there!

I live in Santa Cruz. I moved here in 1974 and couldn't leave.