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Santa Quotes: "Anybody who is born in Santa Rosa must turn out to be either an artist or a poet, for the spirit of the hills gets into your blood out there."

Anybody who is born in Santa Rosa must turn out to be either an artist or a poet, for the spirit of the hills gets into your blood out there.



Santa Quotes: "You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town"

You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town




Santa Quotes: "I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person."

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.



Santa Quotes: "Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list."

Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.




Santa Quotes: "Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family. I'm going to be married and buried there."

Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family. I'm going to be married and buried there.



Santa Quotes: "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist."

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist.



Santa Quotes: "I have a deep attachment to the natural world. It's a major influence on my writing, and as I look out over the wonderful snow-covered Santa Fe hills, I'm grateful for every day that I live here."

I have a deep attachment to the natural world. It's a major influence on my writing, and as I look out over the wonderful snow-covered Santa Fe hills, I'm grateful for every day that I live here.




Santa Quotes: "Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it, but it's just not real."

Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it, but it's just not real.



Santa Quotes: "Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus!"

Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus!



Santa Quotes: "Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa."

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.



Santa Quotes: "Santa Barbara people are conservative-not like in L.A., where everybody wears rhinestones on their glasses to show that they own an airplane factory."

Santa Barbara people are conservative-not like in L.A., where everybody wears rhinestones on their glasses to show that they own an airplane factory.



Santa Quotes: "I'm not going to make a present of Santa."

I'm not going to make a present of Santa.




Santa Quotes: "I joined the board of the Santa Fe Institute."

I joined the board of the Santa Fe Institute.



Santa Quotes: "Nobody shoots at Santa Claus."

Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.



Santa Quotes: "I grew up as a kid being able to attend concerts, go to art museums. Santa Barbara was a rich cultural community, and I had access to everything. I think that shaped me as an artist."

I grew up as a kid being able to attend concerts, go to art museums. Santa Barbara was a rich cultural community, and I had access to everything. I think that shaped me as an artist.



Santa Quotes: "No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood."

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.



Santa Quotes: "Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket."

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.



Santa Quotes: "A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset."

A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.



Santa Quotes: "I love Christmas! I'm not religious, but I love the trappings of the season. I love the decorations, and the music, and Santa, and the festive food, and the cinnamon- and vanilla-infused aromas."

I love Christmas! I'm not religious, but I love the trappings of the season. I love the decorations, and the music, and Santa, and the festive food, and the cinnamon- and vanilla-infused aromas.



Santa Quotes: "I live in Santa Barbara. My wife's American, and she lived in England for 11 years and then told me she'd had enough."

I live in Santa Barbara. My wife's American, and she lived in England for 11 years and then told me she'd had enough.



Santa Quotes: "My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide."

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.



Santa Quotes: "With big folks, either people think you look mean or it's more of a jolly Santa Claus, 'Oh, he's just a pudgy little teddy bear pillow.'"

With big folks, either people think you look mean or it's more of a jolly Santa Claus, 'Oh, he's just a pudgy little teddy bear pillow.'



Santa Quotes: "On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot to remain merry in the face of torment and adversity. I promised to keep that in mind."

On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot to remain merry in the face of torment and adversity. I promised to keep that in mind.



Santa Quotes: "Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa."

Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.



Santa Quotes: "The real Santa Claus is at the mall."

The real Santa Claus is at the mall.



Santa Quotes: "The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus."

The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus.



Santa Quotes: "All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes."

All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.



Santa Quotes: "For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus."

For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.



Santa Quotes: "I live in Santa Fe, New Mexico. And I travel a tremendous amount. I'm in New York and California a lot, but then also I like faraway places a lot."

I live in Santa Fe, New Mexico. And I travel a tremendous amount. I'm in New York and California a lot, but then also I like faraway places a lot.



Santa Quotes: "Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it."

Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it.



Santa Quotes: "Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo."

Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo.



Santa Quotes: "God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat."

God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.



Santa Quotes: "A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus."

A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.



Santa Quotes: "I'm not a big fan of the tchotchkes. It always reminds me of a grandma's stuffy home with a million Santa dolls."

I'm not a big fan of the tchotchkes. It always reminds me of a grandma's stuffy home with a million Santa dolls.



Santa Quotes: ""In all this world there is nothing so beautiful as a happy child," says good old Santa Claus; and if he had his way the children would all be beautiful, for all would be happy."

"In all this world there is nothing so beautiful as a happy child," says good old Santa Claus; and if he had his way the children would all be beautiful, for all would be happy.



Santa Quotes: "I live a lonely photographic life here in Santa Fe. I do see Eliot Porter occasionally, and Ansel storms through every so often, otherwise I plug along in my old fashioned way."

I live a lonely photographic life here in Santa Fe. I do see Eliot Porter occasionally, and Ansel storms through every so often, otherwise I plug along in my old fashioned way.



Santa Quotes: "When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto it a kind of sentiment."

When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto it a kind of sentiment.



Santa Quotes: "The government and its chiefs do not have the powers of the mythical Santa Claus. They cannot spend except by taking out of the pockets of some people for the benefit of others."

The government and its chiefs do not have the powers of the mythical Santa Claus. They cannot spend except by taking out of the pockets of some people for the benefit of others.



Santa Quotes: "I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies to children-lies about everything from soup to Santa Claus."

I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies to children-lies about everything from soup to Santa Claus.



Santa Quotes: "I stand with the Santa Barbara News-Press. How about you?"

I stand with the Santa Barbara News-Press. How about you?



Santa Quotes: "Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh."

Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh.



Santa Quotes: "One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts."

One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.



Santa Quotes: "Growing up, Santa Claus would cover the presents with a white blanket, so when we'd wake up Christmas morning, we had to wait for my dad to do the big reveal of all the presents Santa brought."

Growing up, Santa Claus would cover the presents with a white blanket, so when we'd wake up Christmas morning, we had to wait for my dad to do the big reveal of all the presents Santa brought.



Santa Quotes: "Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man."

Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.



Santa Quotes: "Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote."

Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote.



Santa Quotes: "Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. I think he's with the NSA."

Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. I think he's with the NSA.



Santa Quotes: "For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling."

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.



Santa Quotes: "I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much."

I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much.



Santa Quotes: "You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap."

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.