Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets Of Wisdom Sure To Ruin Your Day Quotes
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.
A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.
If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.
