More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it's almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies.

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.

I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.

If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

I wasn't very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn't stop until my daughter was eating solid food.

I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy who calls me Babe. Other than that, however, I'm real flexible.

Happiness is not only how to make yourself happy! but it's also how to draw a smile on others face..

I am many things. Stupid is not one of them. Your wrath is impressive for a mortal.

You're going to die tomorrow. You're going to die, because I am going to kill you Jimmy

I am not a bat. ~Rephaim

Daughter follows mother in actions and habits and some times also follows her granny.

We must relearn how to cry. A strong man cries; it is the weak man who holds back his tears.

Why reasonable people go stark raving mad when anything involving a Negro comes up, is something I don't pretend to understand.

Language is decanted and shared. If only one person is left alive speaking a language - the case with some American Indian languages - the language is dead. Language takes two and their multiples.

Without immersion in God's words, our prayers may not be merely limited and shallow but also untethered from reality.

Past and to come, seems best; things present, worse.