There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

I like Alaska for the salmon fishing - it's fantastic there. I usually stay in a log cabin with no one around for miles. I like to go with friends, but I'm also happy to be on my own with nature.

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.

I'd like to be the romantic lead one day, but I've got to grow my hair first.

My mum calls my temper 'Devilman.' They say you calm down with age, but I don't know. It never goes away.

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

I got into moisturiser when I played football. If you're out in all weathers you have to take care of your face.

Sometimes it takes heartache to put you on the path toward making your heart full.

To undo a Jew is charity and not sin.

A faithful husband is one whose alimony check is always on time.

I've never had anyone define purity. You probably can't define purity. Purity is to live according to original design.

I like to take inspiration from people who do things that I could never do.

This has been, all in all, a memorable day. If my luck holds out, I should get hit by a truck on my way home.

If there were no God, he would have to be invented.

We need to build bridges between the LGBT community and the larger immigrant community. In the end, the bigger the tent we build, the more successful we'll be.

My father read Charles Dickens to us as children, and at the end of virtually every novel he would choke up and start to cry - and my father NEVER cried. It always made me love him all the more.

My name is Raquel Welch. I am here for visual effects, and I have two of them.