There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz.

The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.

Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.

It is always dullest before the yawn.

The person who knows everything has the most to learn.

If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

A credit card sometimes adds to the high cost of living but more often to the cost of high living.

She prayed for that all through the night, uncertain to Whom or what, but with a feeling that almost resembled faith.

IT'S NOT CARDS YOU ARE DEALT, BUT HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME!

To get what you love, you must first be patient with what you hate.

A patriot is a fool in ev'ry age.

I could easily not be the person that people know.

There will be no breakout. When we changed for the single, we never specified what the breakout for sales to streams were.

What is dead may never die, but rises again, stronger and harder.

I want to express my feelings, not illustrate them.

Reconciliation takes time. Sometimes many decades, as the example of Europe shows. It is hard work.

For man to go from less than 1% haves to 40%, living at high standard - despite decreasing resources - cannot be explained by anything other than by doing more than less.