Moron Quotes

First they didn't believe in evolution. Then they didn't believe in global warming. Now the debt ceiling. What I call 'the moron trifecta.'

Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to him again he's a lifelong moron.

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

The new moron in town is Chad Ford of ESPN.com.

The writer must be four people: 1) The nut, the obsede 2) The moron 3) The stylist 4) The critic. 1 supplies the material; 2 lets it come out; 3 is taste; 4 is intelligence.

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

I know what falling off the cliff means. I know from being considered a very bright kid to being considered like a moron and dropping out of school.

It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.

Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.

A consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her.

Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?

Anyone who says that Iran will commit suicide with its nuclear power is a moron and has no business in discussion.

Each of us is sometimes a cretin, a fool, a moron, or a lunatic. A normal person is just a reasonable mix of these components, these four ideal types.

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.

I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.

Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron.

The thing about photography is, some people surround themselves with extremely strong subject matter. And unless you're a moron, you're going to get a really strong photograph.

Kyle is a werewolf?"asked Simon "Of course he's a werewolf,you moron"said Jace

If you don't vote, you're a moron.

I think President Bush is a moron! I think that the only reason he was voted into office is because his family is a very founded political family and they have a lot of power in the world.

Our civilisation cannot afford to let the censor-moron loose. The censor-moron does not really hate anything but the living and growing human consciousness.

...the moron who thought love was forever.

There are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife.

I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

Testosterone is a great equalizer, it turns all men into morons.

The general image of a man in an American sitcom is like a complete moron. You'd think the industry was run by a feminist cabal.

You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.

Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest.

P.P.S. AND YOU CAN TALK. "Just say the word." JUST SAY THE WORD? What kind of expression is that? WHAT WORD WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY ANYWAY? MORON? Letter from Emily to Charles.

Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him.

A congressman actually apologized to BP's CEO for the way the company has been treated. How stupid are you when the CEO of BP is in the room and people think you're the moron?

Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster.

Im a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera.

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.

Only morons start a business on a loan?

But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron.

I'm a monster, not a moron.

...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.

The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.

People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron.... So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and does little circus acts as well. Oh, he's so sexy.

How do you politely explain to someone that you had believed for years he was a moron as well as a Fool?

Expel the object!" Freak shouts. "Regurgitate, you big moron!" and he gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess, but I'm still laughing so hard my nose is running.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

Look and you wlll see, that which was can never be. When they seek a boy your age, Run, you flippin moron, run!

Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)

I asked Mr. Vann which O levels you need to write situation comedy for television. Mr. Vann said that you don't need qualifications at all, you just need to be a moron.

As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really.

A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.