I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000, but I will not make that mistake again. The joke is over for Nader. He was funny once, but now he belongs to the dead.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Enjoy the rainbow while it lasts and don't chase it when it's gone.

The minimum you should do with your life is to at least reproduce it.

Peace be with you, " I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and asskicking be with me.

Don't choose the one who's beautiful to the world, but rather, choose the one who makes your world beautiful.

Failure is what we're all running from, we're always running toward success with failure at our back.

Good music is good music, and everything else can go to hell.

We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.

My dream car would be a Maserati. That would be amazing.

When you're the absolute best, you get hated on the most.

It is wonderful to be despised, if, deep down, we know we are right.