Fat Quotes

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they're fat. I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!

It is silly to call fat people "gravitationally challenged", a self-righteous fetishism of language which is no more than a symptom of political frustration.

The first thing I would do for anyone who's trying to lose body fat, for instance, would be to remove foods from the house that he or she would consume during lapses of self-control.

Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you'll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight.

She threw back her head with a laugh that made her chins ripple like little waves.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip.

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat... We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time.

I'll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that.

The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table.

We won with the military. We won with highly educated, pretty well educated and poorly educated. But we won with everything, tall people, short people, fat people, skinny people just won.

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

Obesity is a drain on the economy - we have to pay for the health care of fat people who are usually poor and can’t afford insurance. Obesity is, well, bad.

I'm not one of those women with a really thin body. I have body fat.

I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out.

Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere.

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.

Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet.

Statistically, if you have ever dieted you are extremely likely not only to regain any weight you lose, but to go on to gain even more. Dieting makes you fat.

You know as far as diet goes, for a while I was really obsessed with counting fat grams along with the rest of the world.

Mine is the least fat diet in the world.

What you want is to rev up your metabolism so that you are burning fat and calories, not preserving fat and calories.

There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.

[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.

You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

...I will not be a sight gag for anybody. I will not do anything degrading to myself or other fat people.

It sucks being fat, you know.

I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides.

I don't think there is prejudice against atheists the same way there is prejudice against fat people. I don't think people hate or contemn atheists; I think people feel sorry for atheists.

Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?

I come from a family that loves to eat, not exercise. Being fat made even walking hard.

It's true that you need much time to get rid of the fat girl you once were, but you know I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks.

I used to weigh myself every day at a certain time of day. Then I would write down the number and measure my body fat. It wasn't a healthy way to live.

I know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt. You give her twenty dollars and you can do your work.

All fat women look the same; they all look 42.

hope springs eternal, even in the heart of a fat girl.

What's worse? Being strung out or being fat?

There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.

I do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies.

You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.

I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people are just trying to get closer to others, did anybody ever that of that?!

I was a fat girl growing up and had to change schools because kids were so mean.

I like fat girls. A woman can never be too poor or too fat. I'd take a poor fat girl over a rich thin girl like Kate Moss.

Fat girl, terrestrial, my summer, my night, How is it I find you in difference, see you there In a moving contour, a change not quite completed? You are familiar yet an aberration.