Seth Rogen Quotes

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

After every single take, I laugh. It's my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

My mom drives me crazy sometimes, but I have a good relationship with her.

People constantly make pop-culture references. That's why it's called popular culture, because people are aware of it and reference it constantly.

I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.

When I was a little kid, I used to say, "I would rather host the Oscars than win an Oscar." To me, that seemed like the more appealing, fun gig.

As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.

To me it's a mystery that you can show the horrific things in the movies, but not some sexual stuff which everyone does.

I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin.

For a Jewish mother, having a country wage war on your son is the worst. If Kim Jong-un only knew what he was doing to my mother!

We don't often have the luxury of time [in Steve Jobs movie ]to have these conversations where you just literally get to sit around for day and days and analyze every line of dialogue.

I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.

I do believe in monsters oddly enough. I think they're under my bed. But aliens are ridiculous; monsters I think are real completely though.

I'm a complete coward in real life.

Shutting people down creatively often doesn't get the best performance out of them.

You don't have to put dresses in a movie to make girls like it.

I think around that time I met David [Gordon Green] or, well, we all met at Superbad and Judd [Apatow] said, 'I'm thinking about having him direct [ Knocked Up].' Sounded like a good idea.

In my sick brain, gruesome violence and comedy go as hand-to-hand together as anything else in the world.

A TV show is constant work, which is the great thing about it.

I did karate for a really long time, almost 10 years when I was younger.

Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!

I'm intimidated anytime I work with someone who's directly outside my very insulated group of friends.

It's nice to win an award, I would assume. I've never won one, but I would imagine it's great. I have no idea what I'll do.

It always seems crazy to tell people what to expect. That never works! So, I don't know what to say, other than that they can expect me.

If there was any drug that was to symbolize the people that ate our heroes, it seems like bath salts was a good idea. It's also a drug that, I think, is still funny to a lot of people.

The original idea [ of the Pineapple Express] came from Judd [Apatow] actually. He just kind of had the loose notion of like, 'What about a weed action movie?'.

It's important to see your parents as individuals. As a son or as a daughter you don't stop and think that your parents might have their own expectations, dreams or disappointments.

There is no such thing as a villain. It's the others who are wrong. In as much, all villains are the same.

I hadn't really done a comedy other than The Ape since Freaks and Geeks.

I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots.

The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away from me.

The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's pretty amazing.

I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know.

It was really fun [on set of the Pineapple Express]. I mean, how could I not have fun? It was exactly what you think it would be.

I watched a lot of pot movies before we did this [Pineapple Express]. My favorites were always the characters in movies that weren't necessarily in stoner movies.

[ I watched ] Spicoli in Fast Times, which isn't exactly a stoner movie, or The Big Lebowski, which I think is more than a stoner movie or Brad Pitt in True Romance.

I would only date a 15 year old high school girl.

Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old.

Maybe it's just L.A., but [high school girls] look like men, like they would have kids and s - t.

We kind of have some ideas for sequels. The movie [Sausage Party] ends in a way that implies a next chapter.

This s - t [smoked on scenes] called Wizard Smoke. I didn't like it. [James] Franco didn't have that hard of a time with it. Franco will smoke anything.