Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Don’t let any situation intimidate you, defeat you, or conquer you. you are stronger and smarter than anything that challenges you.

I wonder if anyone but me realizes what goes on in that head back of your deceptively sweet face.

I'd rather have huge success and huge failures than travel in the middle of the road.

I have several [favorite clothes designers], but I like to wear Akris, Oscar De La Renta and Giorgio Armani.

Conquer or be conquered.

The pains and pleasures of the body, howsoever important to ourselves, are an indelicate subject of conversation

The bare fact that language consists of sounds which are mutually intelligible is enough of itself to show that its meaning depends upon connection with a shared experience.

Sometimes the best gear for a climb is a good excuse.

The avant-garde is now stranded in the past.

If you don't know anything about computers, just remember that they are machines that do exactly what you tell them but often surprise you in the result.