You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

You don't dare think whole even to yourself the entirety of a dear hope or wish let alone a desperate one else you yourself have doomed it.

If one can know how good a city is by its smell, one should know how good a society is by the women's status.

We write from life and call it literature, and literature lives because we are in it.

When Columbus started out he didn't know where he was going when he got there he didn't know where he was and when he got back he didn't know where he had been.

I can really waste a lot of time on the Internet.

I think comparisons are odious.

I think [my kids] are runners. They definitely have the background. I try to help them as much as I can.

I think a sense of humor is the emotional equivalent of a sense of realism. One should not take everything seriously, and everybody takes some things seriously.

I'm psychotically involved in every tiny little aspect. That's just the way I've been about everything my whole life.

As long I still have a breath left in me I will dedicate myself fully to China’s reform.