I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

For pilgrims walking...every footfall is doubled, landing at once on the actual road and also on the path of faith.

His thoughts are unfathomable & her emotions are all over the place. Oh! The tragedy of Love.

The people of the future will say, meat-eaters in disgust and regard us in the same way that we regard cannibals and cannibalism.

As the saying goes, it takes all kinds to make the world go around, though perhaps some shouldn't go quite so far around it as others.

We need the rock of the past under our feet in order to spring forward into the future.

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

The profuse phallic symbolism of chess provides some fantasy gratification of the homosexual wish, particularly the desire for mutual masturbation.

I don't think the revisionist historians are accurate. I think their agendas are clouded by selfishness and anger and rage.

When the mind is clear, behavior is always impeccable.

It was a fine cry - loud and long - but it had no bottom and it had no top, just circles and circles of sorrow.