Coke Quotes

How am I going to listen to that horrible noise I make without a gram of coke and a couple of double Jack Daniels?

Never do coke with an intern ... they may not be 21

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.

I used to sleep on the floor in friends' rooms, returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple

Americans wanted to settle all our difficulties with Russia and then go to the movies and drink Coke.

And we'd drink huge amounts of scotch and coke, which is a ghastly sweet drink... And now people don't drink nearly as much, for good reason. We're all a little wiser.

I go in for the eye test, and I don't know about you, but I concentrate like crazy during the eye exam. You don't want to get no 'D' on that thing and end up with these big thick Coke bottle glasses.

I consider the coke a major cause. Of course, you could also make the argument that because cocaine speeds up the heart, it's good for you.

Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?

So when Putin goes out to buy a Coke, thirty seconds later it is known in Washington DC.

People should realize that I shot a Coke commercial back in 1986. So, you know, I've been around a long time. I carry my Screen Actors Guild Card.

Coke and Pepsi, with the acquiescence of the FDA, are needlessly exposing millions of Americans to a chemical that causes cancer.

He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers

Smoking dope and smoking coke, you are rendered defenseless. The only way out of that hopeless state is intervention.

Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn.

I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.

Just have a Coke or something and watch the boys go past.

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.

I've never done coke or anything, and I've never played a character who has, so I don't know whether I would actually try coke if I had to play a character who took coke.

So use your own property as not to injure that of another

A coke machine can get a rebound in 20 minutes.

No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.

I'm not designing clothes for someone who is doing lines of coke off the table, like I was when I was at Gucci and Saint Laurent

Something is very, very wrong when people don’t have access to drinking water, and Coke creates its market out of that scarcity.

Drama is a complete meal, vitamins, proteins, carbohydrates. It's a slow burn thing. It's got an arc. Comedy is more like coke.

There are now more obese people in the United States than there are overweight people. I think it's safe to say that after all these years, Diet Coke is a complete failure.

There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.

The Bible is wonderful. It's only one book, but you can put two grams of coke on top of the Bible, and you first take a line of coke and then you open the Bible. Because then you understand.

One of life's great truths is this: when one is about to be struck by a speeding six-hundred pound Coke machine, one need worry about little else.

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you've missed 10 things.

I think you would like Warren. He drinks Courvoisier in a Coke can, and has a laugh like you'd find in a cartoon bubble.

I used to drink Coke all the time. It was so good. It gives you a lot of energy.

To be thin and to stay really thin, sometimes some people literally do coke all the time. Some people smoke cigarettes instead of eating. That's crazy. But that's 'okay' because you look healthier.

Americans are used to being pandered to and spoon-fed everything. In a culture that needs caffeine-free cherry chocolate diet Coke, you'd best deliver information with entertainment.

I've never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it.

Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans a day.

He's not here." "Not here like he just popped around the corner to the bodega for a six-pack of Diet Coke and a box of Krispy Kremes, or not here like.

The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a time.

[Muhammad] Ali had [Jo] Frazier , that man had the joker, Coke had Pepsi and [Donald] Trump had [Barack] Obama, or 16 primary opponents or the entire political establishment.

I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat.

We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.

Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.

Don't quote the distinction, for the honour of my lord Coke.

Life is one heck of an invention. It is better than the iPhone 4S and Coke Zero combined.

Because Brenda [Carlin] had a drinking problem along with the coke, she had to hit bottom first. Most alcoholics do. And for her, bottom was an automobile accident that almost landed her in jail.

For an entertainer, part of the thing you do is just style. And the coke did help me get into great runs of pure form.

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.