Brigid Berlin Quotes

I didn't invent the word "selfie," but I took tons of Polaroids of myself.

I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.

The terrible thing about sunlight is it shows the dirt.

It's easier to eat nothing than to eat something.

I'm a real conservative. I never became a hippie, or a groupie. I never wore flowers in my hair.

I've never been a pizza eater. I don't like to hold it and fold it and always burn the roof of my mouth. I hate having greasy fingers.

TV has gotten so boring that the only thing I watch is the news.

I can't stand cell phones and I don't know one single thing about the computer. I have a friend come that lives in my building to check if I have emails. I don't even know what to google.

I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to Charlie Rose. Fox News all the way.

I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap!

Of course I haven't seen it! I wouldn't look at anything of Kim Kardashian's. I have never seen that show. I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! No class.

I've never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it.