Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.

They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.

Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.

If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.

Found out. A nothing player.

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.

Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

Until you see fear as an opportunity for growth, you won't grow beyond your current self.

If you see my fifteen minutes of fame let me know I've been searching for it for years

The need to document my insanity is an affliction I have not yet cured myself of...

I'm learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company.

I'm not a yeller. My theory is that no one goes out there trying to screw up.

Time is important to me because I want to sing long enough to leave a message. I'm used to singing in churches where nobody would dare stop me until the Lord arrives!

My definition of success? The more you are actively and practically engaged, the more successful you will feel.

As long as a word remains unspoken, you are its master; once you utter it, you are its slave.

Los Angeles and New York are the big centers of the music industry worldwide so of course it can be hard for newcomers who don't know what to expect from the music business.

I purposely try to hire people who are really self-motivated and good at what they do, and then I just leave them alone.