I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat.

Once you use a toothbrush to clean a pencil sharpener, you should no longer use it to clean your teeth.

Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke.

I like to do things that are new, where I feel the sense of discovery.

I wanted to get paid to sharpen pencils originally just because I thought it would be fun.

I felt really conflicted about making money off stuff that's creatively satisfying.

The way you make money is to do something you don't like to do. And that's how you know you're a virtuous person.

Everyone has pencils in their house, no matter how hip and contemporary they are.

It would be amazing to tell my grandchildren, like, 'Yeah, I was paid to sharpen 1,000 pencils.'

The type of pop culture that is honestly very moving and powerful to me is [when artists] do their homework. They make it real.

I'd always been really intimidated by prose writing.

Imagine if you were performing at your full potential, the lives you would change - including yours. Just imagine...

Sleep disorders are a known occupational hazard to astronomers and their support staff.

God has allowed hard things in your life so you can show the world that your God is great and that knowing Him brings peace and joy, even when life is hard.

God tempers the cold to the shorn sheep.

I don't feel particularly courageous.

We like to set off bombs.

Right now, Im very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course.

Warriors of light are not perfect.Their beauty lies in accepting this fact and still desiring to grow and to learn.

If my uniform doesn't get dirty, I haven't done anything in the baseball game.

In a difficult business, no sooner is one problem solved than another surfaces - never is there just one cockroach in the kitchen.