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Grandma Quotes: "A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do."

A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.



Grandma Quotes: "But in the east the sky was pale and through the gray woods came lanterns with wagons and horses, bringing Grandpa and Grandma and aunts and uncles and cousins."

But in the east the sky was pale and through the gray woods came lanterns with wagons and horses, bringing Grandpa and Grandma and aunts and uncles and cousins.




Grandma Quotes: "I have to tell you that June Cleaver had a job in 'The New Leave It to Beaver.' She did. Sure, she was a council woman. She went to work. She wasn't a sit-at-home grandma. She went out, got a job."

I have to tell you that June Cleaver had a job in 'The New Leave It to Beaver.' She did. Sure, she was a council woman. She went to work. She wasn't a sit-at-home grandma. She went out, got a job.



Grandma Quotes: "Some kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma Jazz.'"

Some kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma Jazz.'




Grandma Quotes: "Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me."

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.



Grandma Quotes: "Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation."

Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.



Grandma Quotes: "Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being."

Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.




Grandma Quotes: "May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary."

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.



Grandma Quotes: "I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur"

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur



Grandma Quotes: "We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong."

We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong.



Grandma Quotes: "I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page."

I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page.



Grandma Quotes: "Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!"

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!




Grandma Quotes: "Grandma's on the front porch with a Bible in her hand, sometimes I hear her singing take me to the promised land."

Grandma's on the front porch with a Bible in her hand, sometimes I hear her singing take me to the promised land.



Grandma Quotes: "My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma."

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.



Grandma Quotes: "When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window."

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.



Grandma Quotes: "If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first."

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.



Grandma Quotes: "As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother."

As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother.



Grandma Quotes: "To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew."

To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew.



Grandma Quotes: "My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one.""

My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one."



Grandma Quotes: "Tangle me up like Grandma's yarn."

Tangle me up like Grandma's yarn.



Grandma Quotes: "What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure."

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.



Grandma Quotes: "If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!"

If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!



Grandma Quotes: "Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric."

Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.



Grandma Quotes: "Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him."

Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him.



Grandma Quotes: "My great grandma always told me to drink a lot of milk because it's good for the skin."

My great grandma always told me to drink a lot of milk because it's good for the skin.



Grandma Quotes: "My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!"

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!



Grandma Quotes: "Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated."

Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.



Grandma Quotes: "A grandma is old on the outside and young on the inside."

A grandma is old on the outside and young on the inside.



Grandma Quotes: "My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too."

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.



Grandma Quotes: "I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori."

I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.



Grandma Quotes: "Grandma said [...] when you come on something that is good, first thing to do is share it with whoever you can find; that way, the good spreads out to where no telling it will go."

Grandma said [...] when you come on something that is good, first thing to do is share it with whoever you can find; that way, the good spreads out to where no telling it will go.



Grandma Quotes: "I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by."

I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by.



Grandma Quotes: "Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents."

Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.



Grandma Quotes: "My grandma always said bad things don't last forever."

My grandma always said bad things don't last forever.



Grandma Quotes: "We have all felt those emotions in these last few days. So what I say to you now, as your queen and as a grandmother, I say from my heart."

We have all felt those emotions in these last few days. So what I say to you now, as your queen and as a grandmother, I say from my heart.



Grandma Quotes: "I do no writing while I'm in Belgrade visiting my grandma."

I do no writing while I'm in Belgrade visiting my grandma.



Grandma Quotes: "My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it"

My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it



Grandma Quotes: "When a child is born, so are grandmothers."

When a child is born, so are grandmothers.



Grandma Quotes: "I hope to be acting until I'm playing the role of Grandma, and I'd like to branch out in film - producing, directing, all of it. I'll sleep when no one wants to hire me!"

I hope to be acting until I'm playing the role of Grandma, and I'd like to branch out in film - producing, directing, all of it. I'll sleep when no one wants to hire me!



Grandma Quotes: "Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns to be amused rather than shocked."

Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns to be amused rather than shocked.



Grandma Quotes: "When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs."

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.



Grandma Quotes: "In swimming, everyone calls me grandma, because I'm the oldest there. Then with my friends, I'm the youngest and I'm the baby. It's definitely bizarre."

In swimming, everyone calls me grandma, because I'm the oldest there. Then with my friends, I'm the youngest and I'm the baby. It's definitely bizarre.



Grandma Quotes: "We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me."

We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.



Grandma Quotes: "A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother."

A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother.



Grandma Quotes: "I have a glam-baby. Let's be correct, now. I'm way too young and too fabulous to be a grandma. I'm a glam-mom."

I have a glam-baby. Let's be correct, now. I'm way too young and too fabulous to be a grandma. I'm a glam-mom.



Grandma Quotes: "Don't get me wrong - I've gone to a club. But I'd much rather be with my close friends at home or a concert, or on a trip. I'll go dancing with my grandma. She likes to cut a rug!"

Don't get me wrong - I've gone to a club. But I'd much rather be with my close friends at home or a concert, or on a trip. I'll go dancing with my grandma. She likes to cut a rug!



Grandma Quotes: "Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself."

Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself.



Grandma Quotes: "They pampered me, especially my grandmother ... I loved her with all my heart."

They pampered me, especially my grandmother ... I loved her with all my heart.



Grandma Quotes: "Grandma told me all about it, Told me so I couldn't doubt it, How she danced, my grandma danced; long ago."

Grandma told me all about it, Told me so I couldn't doubt it, How she danced, my grandma danced; long ago.