You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Oh its real, its damn real

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

If you are born on this planet, we want to make sure you get the kind of education you actually deserve.

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure.

I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ?

I try and do films I know I'm going to enjoy watching as well as being in.

Trespassers Will Be Exsanguinated.

I sometimes think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

Motivation has always been a fascinating factor when considering a touring artist, especially when the years stack up. What keeps one out there year after year?

And now we beseech of Thee that we may have every day some such sense of God's mercy and of the power of God about us, as we have of the fullness of the light of heaven before us.

Fear is religion, courage is science.

Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face.