You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Oh its real, its damn real

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

Bryan helped me up.  "How can you be so good one minute then clumsy the next?"I shrugged.  "I've never been very athletic.  Not unless you count fencing.""You made fences?

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't.

People who know me know I'm strong, but I'm vulnerable.

Your reward will be the widening of the horizon as you climb. And if you achieve that reward, you will ask no other.

If good men pretend to be villains, how is anybody supposed to know the difference between them?

When I make a mistake, it's a beauty!

Wisdom entereth not into a malicious mind.

Question: Who governs the governors? Answer: Entropy

Things are all made from nothing; hence their true source is nothing.

The unconscious is selective, when it learns what to listen for.