I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Oh its real, its damn real

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

The measure of success is not by opulence but by happiness

Time is not an enemy as such, but a missing person, sending cryptic postcards from the past.

I'm not one of the people who have to be in public office.

Placetne, magistra?" "Placet.

Designers are not users.

Adam was created, as it were, intoxicated with rejoicing toward God and was delighted also with all the other creatures.

The present age, for all its cosmopolitan hustle, is curiously suburban in spirit.

It wasn’t in books. It wasn’t in a church. What I needed to know was out there in the world.

The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated.

Most of our country's serious problems can be laid at the feet of Congress and the White House and not at capitalism.