Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

Oh its real, its damn real

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

When you handle books all day long, every new one is a friend and a temptation.

Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous - to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.

I am not virtuous. Our sons will be if we shed enough blood to give them the right to be.

Our biggest national security crisis is Barack Obama.

Reading is an active, imaginative act; it takes work.

If you've been there, no explanation is necessary. If you haven't, none is adequate.

Speak your truth quietly & clearly; and listen to others, even the dull & ignorant; they too have their story.

The imposition of anomalous models and lifestyles are alien to people's identity and, in the end, are irresponsible.

God is more anxious to bestow his blessings on us than we are to receive them.

I'm not a fan of 3D. But I am a huge fan of digital imagery. Because it allows a filmmaker much more latitude to appreciate their own visions and dreams.