I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Oh its real, its damn real

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

Give away love to be loved.

Praise begins a prayer.

You're different. We all are. We are each "one of a kind." This means each of us will live the Christian life differently.

We may say simply that in the sight of God we are judged not so much by what we do as by our reasons for doing it.

If you analyse the function of an object, its form often becomes obvious.

I remember the first time I held my book, my first book in my hands. I cannot tell you how it moved me.

It is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.

The evidence for man-made global warming is as final as the evidence of Auschwitz.

I insist that the object of all true education is not to make men carpenters, it is to make carpenters men.

Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)