YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Never compromise your "Self-respect" for "Love". If feel like you are loosing your "Self-respect" for "Love" Tell them you can keep your "love" and I will keep my "Self-respect

A man is deficient in understanding until he perceives that there is a whole cycle of evolution possible within himself: repeating endlessly, offering opportunities for personal development.

Thinking is a sign of disturbance. When your bladder doesn't hurt you don't think about it.

Continuity does not rule out fresh approaches to fresh situations.

Groups are corporations now. They have pension plans. Musicians have saw the daylight.

True heroics, obviously, is not the absence of fear, but having that fear and doing something anyway.

I like films that are about two hours not more.

I don't think that we should look to celebrities to solve problems that are on our end of the street.

My theory is that comedy comes from little people.

An artist is the magician put among men to gratify - capriciously - their urge for immortality.