Scott Thompson Quotes

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

Comedy is actually very macho driven.

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things.

I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy.

I think a case could be made that there's sort of a crisis of masculinity in the West. Particularly with white males.

I resented that my career wasn't going the way that it was supposed to. And I was angry that I wasn't getting the parts that I wanted.

My theory is that comedy comes from little people.

I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would have helped me with some of the things that happened.

I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?

Art is about the edges and the sharp corners and those places are not conducive to activism, which is about putting on a gloss.

Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.

In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.

Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe.

People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.

Life’s short when compared to eternity, but eternity is only worth it because of life.