Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I will be with her again, or I will die. There aren’t any other options

Sometimes the most influential thing we can do is listen.

the secret to happiness is counting your blessings while others are adding up their troubles.

God keeps telling us to be not afraid, to go big

But you know, as you say, the original versions of my films are getting out there, slowly.

What you can plan is too small for you to live. What you can live wholeheartedly will make plans enough for the vitality hidden in your sleep.

He had shown her all the workings of his soul, mistaking this for love.

'I will not stand for being called a woman in my own house' she said.

Even in my despair, I knew in a vague way that the Bible held hope for me in its pages. I just didn't know where to begin.

Black women are the touchstone by which all that is human can be measured.