While you're improvising, you may come up with something which will break him up. As soon as that smile comes out, you know that, hey, we're having fun.

The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us.

I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic.

My fingers are wet. I haven’t even got passed your panties yet.

If you are going to write a book, Make sure it is going to be worth reading .

When the reality is no different than a beautiful dream, stick tightly to that reality!

Most of the time we think we are thinking

Just as you can never squeeze water out of the water, you can never squeeze the good out of goodness: You simply tap into the good by positioning yourself and allowing it.

One day I will write a book. An epitaph

Nothing to be proud of, nothing to regret.

Night, I have discovered, has a faintly bitter taste, caused by its large ingredient of Un-attained Possibility.

She half suspected that he had had been ordered by contract to look mouth-watering at all times. If he hadn't, it was really rude of him to persist in it. It was distracting.

Sorrow is a fruit. God does not allow it to grow on a branch that is too weak to bear it.