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A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.


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This page presents the quote "A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.". Author of this quote is Shelley Berman. This quote is about business, funny, hotel, bulbs, humor,.