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Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about."

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside."

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.




Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me."

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting."

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.




Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book"

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on."

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "And I was having too much fun to stop now."

And I was having too much fun to stop now.




Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "you can’t use logic on human behavior."

you can’t use logic on human behavior.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic."

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with their problems."

It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with their problems.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the point."

Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the point.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work."

Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.




Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not."

It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "As I've said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven't seen the shotgun aimed at our navel."

As I've said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven't seen the shotgun aimed at our navel.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me."

The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were."

Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff."

I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?"

The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply go along."

When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply go along.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "A man can take only so much. Even a phony man like me."

A man can take only so much. Even a phony man like me.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake."

Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "It really is better to be lucky than to be good."

It really is better to be lucky than to be good.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "Was insanity really easier to accept than unconsciousness?"

Was insanity really easier to accept than unconsciousness?



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "In its own way the kiss had been an act of murder."

In its own way the kiss had been an act of murder.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?"

Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches"

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?"

I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "I don't do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos."

I don't do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "I did not like this feeling of having feelings."

I did not like this feeling of having feelings.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "I thought about the nice clothes that I always wore. Well of course I did. I took pride in being the best dressed monster in Dade County."

I thought about the nice clothes that I always wore. Well of course I did. I took pride in being the best dressed monster in Dade County.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do these terrible things always happen to me?"

And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do these terrible things always happen to me?



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "She really did like me, the idiot."

She really did like me, the idiot.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot."

Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "We can't always do what we think we have to do. So when there's nothing else you can do, you wait... No matter what... pressure... you might feel."

We can't always do what we think we have to do. So when there's nothing else you can do, you wait... No matter what... pressure... you might feel.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "...being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain."

...being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter"

I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "Killing makes me feel good."

Killing makes me feel good.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "What a terrible thing life can be."

What a terrible thing life can be.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "…a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark Passenger, which slid forward and bellowed back."

…a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark Passenger, which slid forward and bellowed back.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving."

I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "I'm a very neat monster."

I'm a very neat monster.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "...my conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn."

...my conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "And as always seems to happen when I have reached the point where I am ready to take decisive action, everything began to happen at once."

And as always seems to happen when I have reached the point where I am ready to take decisive action, everything began to happen at once.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long."

I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "It’s like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the way it really is"

It’s like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the way it really is



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "I stood up. It was all too much. I could not even meet my own expectations, and to be asked to deal with all theirs too was suffocating."

I stood up. It was all too much. I could not even meet my own expectations, and to be asked to deal with all theirs too was suffocating.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt quite guilty."

It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt quite guilty.



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "Why bother inflicting enormous pain on yourself when sooner or later Life would certainly get around to doing it for you?"

Why bother inflicting enormous pain on yourself when sooner or later Life would certainly get around to doing it for you?



Jeff Lindsay Quotes: "And as we should all know by now, anytime you predict failure you have an excellent chance of being right."

And as we should all know by now, anytime you predict failure you have an excellent chance of being right.