When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

Once a month, a woman turns from a beautiful flower into an angry hippopotamus.

Be the weirdest little weird in all Weird Town.

Young love is so ridiculous, as is middle-aged and old love. And it's also hilarious. When have you ever felt so vulnerable and wonderful and terrible at the same time?

I feel like I have no real solid plans like, "this is what I'm going to do and I will do it by 2017" or whatever.

I think hard-working people have more opportunities no matter what on YouTube, regardless of gender.

It's insanely difficult to ask an audience to go somewhere other than YouTube to watch videos.

I want to do whatever people allow me to do with great people and have a great time doing it.

I imagine 'Daily Grace' as, like, your awkward older sister who tries to give you advice.

There are no gatekeepers. So all the things we want people to cast us in, we can just make ourselves.

If anything, being a female has afforded me opportunities on YouTube that I necessarily didn't have in doing traditional comedy and auditioning in TV and film, and that whole world.

But you’ll never get a new ending if you keep starting with the same tired beginning.

Learn to stand for something right even if you are the only one standing for it.

The typical Western diet is the number-one cause of premature death and the number-one cause of disability. In other words, a long and healthy life is largely a matter of choice.

I feel like knowledge is power: If you know how to take care of yourself, you can be a better version of yourself.

We can be the light of the world without leaving our high beams on and annoying everybody.

A government which requires of the people the contribution of the bulk of their substance and rewards cannot be classed as a free government.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

If I had a robot friend, he or she would be electric.

I came hither [Craigenputtoch] solely with the design to simplify my way of life and to secure the independence through which I could be enabled to remain true to myself.

Solitude is a way to defend the spirit against the murderous din of our materialism.