It's insanely difficult to ask an audience to go somewhere other than YouTube to watch videos.

Once a month, a woman turns from a beautiful flower into an angry hippopotamus.

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

Be the weirdest little weird in all Weird Town.

Young love is so ridiculous, as is middle-aged and old love. And it's also hilarious. When have you ever felt so vulnerable and wonderful and terrible at the same time?

I feel like I have no real solid plans like, "this is what I'm going to do and I will do it by 2017" or whatever.

I think hard-working people have more opportunities no matter what on YouTube, regardless of gender.

I want to do whatever people allow me to do with great people and have a great time doing it.

I imagine 'Daily Grace' as, like, your awkward older sister who tries to give you advice.

There are no gatekeepers. So all the things we want people to cast us in, we can just make ourselves.

If anything, being a female has afforded me opportunities on YouTube that I necessarily didn't have in doing traditional comedy and auditioning in TV and film, and that whole world.

I always find that after reading books written by Jane Austen that I speak much more properly, at least for a while.

Cold is cold.

Weakness is what brings ignorance, cheapness, racism, homophobia, desperation, cruelty, brutality, all these things that will keep a society chained to the ground, one foot nailed to the floor.

There is much said about the wickedness of doing evil that good may come. Alas! there is such a thing as doing good that evil may come.

Women have always been the strong ones of the world.

When people ask me how is it I was a musician, I facetiously say that I'm a firm believer in reincarnation and in a previous life I was Johann Sebastian Bach's guide dog.

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.

The single most important problem is our misguided focus on identifying the single most important problem!

All sports are time control demonstrations.

I was looking for a father, he was gone. I hung around with the thugs, and even though they sold drugs, they showed a young brother love.