Life Gives You Lemons Quotes

Life Gives You Lemons Quote of the day

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.

If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver

When life gives you lemons, throw them back.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.

When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, use Cosmic Ordering!

When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be some acidic lemon juice!