Be the weirdest little weird in all Weird Town.

Once a month, a woman turns from a beautiful flower into an angry hippopotamus.

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

Young love is so ridiculous, as is middle-aged and old love. And it's also hilarious. When have you ever felt so vulnerable and wonderful and terrible at the same time?

I feel like I have no real solid plans like, "this is what I'm going to do and I will do it by 2017" or whatever.

I think hard-working people have more opportunities no matter what on YouTube, regardless of gender.

It's insanely difficult to ask an audience to go somewhere other than YouTube to watch videos.

I want to do whatever people allow me to do with great people and have a great time doing it.

I imagine 'Daily Grace' as, like, your awkward older sister who tries to give you advice.

There are no gatekeepers. So all the things we want people to cast us in, we can just make ourselves.

If anything, being a female has afforded me opportunities on YouTube that I necessarily didn't have in doing traditional comedy and auditioning in TV and film, and that whole world.

I've traveled. All over. I've never seen anything like you. How could anything be put together like you? Do you know how beautiful you are? Have you looked at yourself?''I'm looking now.

I think people associate genre and music style with creativity, but it's all creativity regardless of what pipeline it comes down.

I always tell people, I'm a better swimmer because I'm a mom and a better mom because I'm swimmer.

The sinner is at the heart of Christianity. No one is as competent as the sinner in matters of Christianity. No one, except a saint.

Most DRM solutions diminish the value of the product by either directly restricting a customer's use or by creating uncertainty.

He climbs highest who helps another up.

Comedy is essentially made by young men, or older men with some form of arrested development, for young men or immature older men.

Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue.

All the armed prophets conquered; all the unarmed ones perished.

I'm not dissatisfied with my place in it rock 'n' roll.