I want to do whatever people allow me to do with great people and have a great time doing it.

Once a month, a woman turns from a beautiful flower into an angry hippopotamus.

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

Be the weirdest little weird in all Weird Town.

Young love is so ridiculous, as is middle-aged and old love. And it's also hilarious. When have you ever felt so vulnerable and wonderful and terrible at the same time?

I feel like I have no real solid plans like, "this is what I'm going to do and I will do it by 2017" or whatever.

I think hard-working people have more opportunities no matter what on YouTube, regardless of gender.

It's insanely difficult to ask an audience to go somewhere other than YouTube to watch videos.

I imagine 'Daily Grace' as, like, your awkward older sister who tries to give you advice.

There are no gatekeepers. So all the things we want people to cast us in, we can just make ourselves.

If anything, being a female has afforded me opportunities on YouTube that I necessarily didn't have in doing traditional comedy and auditioning in TV and film, and that whole world.

People, for reasons of their own, often fail to do things that would be good for them or good for society.

If you have any power at all from being popular, then you have a duty to help people out.

Never forget this simple truism: Forecasting is marketing, plain and simple.

I practice yoga every day. The practice calms my spirit, and allows me to be present.

False shame accompanies a man that is poor, shame that either harms a man greatly or profits him; shame is with poverty, but confidence with wealth.

She had such unusual eyes. They made me think of the seaside, and so I called her Ocean, and could not have told you why.

I don't want to stay folded anywhere, because where I am folded, there I am a lie.

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it, make like a tree and leave, imitate an amoeba and split.

Peace with all nations, and the right which that gives us with respect to all nations, are our object.

I'm a strong believer that you practice like you play, little things make big things happen.