Hippopotamus Quotes

Hippopotamus Quote of the day

I be more hipper than a hippopotamus Get off in your head like a neurologist

There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is a hippopotamus in me that wants to wallow in the mud.

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten em.

There is a famous Russian cartoon in which a hippopotamus, in the bush, points out a zebra to another hippopotamus: 'You see,' he says, 'now that’s formalism.

Once a month, a woman turns from a beautiful flower into an angry hippopotamus.

A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make yourself a giraffe.

It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.

I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God.

The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?

When business accepts help from the government, it can be like going to bed with a hippopotamus. It's nice and warm for the moment, but then your bedmate rolls over and crushes you.

Marriage! ... Why, it is like living in a thimble with a hippopotamus!

The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.

The hippopotamus's day Is passed in sleep; at night he hunts; God works in a mysterious way- The Church can sleep and feed at once.

[his healing skills] ..lay in the ability to comfort, to comfort in the proper sense, to make strong, to fortify

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?