When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5, 000 dollars or your back

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

Our spirit is universal, all powerful, and limitless. Why do we put societal boundaries around us? They are not boundless.

When question ariseBelieve or not to believeAlways believe.

I’ve been waiting half an hour for you to wake up.” His voice was uneven and raspy. “Is that right?” she murmured.

As far as everyone is concerned, I'm in love with you today and tomorrow.

I'm not an early bird at all. Ideally, on Saturday morning I'd allow myself a lovely lie-in. 10:45 would be just right.

I don't love you anymore ... It comes down to that, I think.

The price we sell things for is not important. What is important is we sell art that has to be replaced. You become good in art by doing art. The more you sell, the more you must produce.

I think achieving a higher fiscal stability is also a very important condition for restoring an environment which is conducive to growth...

Technology has taken its toll on albums in a tough way. The CD format and MTV really played havoc on artists.

I believe in God; I'm not saying I'm highly religious.