What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

God is Maker of heaven and earth.

If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.

Some thoughts you underestimate but may be capable of energizing the world. Never delay to put your thoughts into words.

The light of life!

It was the inverse of an island in the sea.

No matter how bright your future seems you can never forget about the past”.

One word of truth outweighs the whole world.

Businesses fail when they over-invest in what is at the expense of what could be.

Some people are always thirsting for water from other people's wells.

While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: "Do I know you?"