Roommate Quotes

Roommate Quote of the day

We're sisters, we're roommates, we're all that.

Everyone has this universal understanding of roommate drama.

I look at my roommates who are so proud of me that it makes me proud.

A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school.

My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.

I’m not the easiest person to live with. I’m kind of a slob.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So. . .you're black.

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would’ve moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help.

I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That's not for me.

Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs.

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and I still keep in touch with them while I'm on the road.

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you.

While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: "Do I know you?"

Me and my roommate wrote and directed a little short comedy called 'The Elevator.

I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.

I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would have to be one of my sisters or something.

The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.

Know you got a roommate, call me when it's no one there. Put the key under the mat and you know I'll be over there

Butch put his hand on his roommate's nape and murmured, "I'll do the saving until you get your head back, how about that? I'll keep you safe.

I drove around in a Volkswagen Rabbit I shared with one of my roommates, and it didn't have a roof. It doesn't rain much in L.A., but when it did, it was utterly miserable.

My daughter MacKenzie is so important to me. I have a tattoo on my arm for her. My roommate gave me the name for her.

she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was just looking to find the rent money. I’d get to my roommate’s soul later.

Cooper was my road roommate, and also happened to be the first African American player drafted by a National Basketball Association team.

Get your product in front of actual, living, breathing strangers. Your college roommate's approval does not mean there's market demand.

I keep a pretty low profile. I live in Culver City with some roommates. I don't do the whole 'Hollywood' thing.

When I was in school, my former roommate went through hazing. I heard the stories, but I don't think I've seen a movie that captures the stuff that goes on.

Before Simon could answer, he heard the sound of the front door opening. He looked daggers at Jace. "That's my roommate. Kyle. Be nice." Jace smiled charmingly. "I'm always nice.

Interesting" he said. "You know, Simon never mentioned that his roommate was a werewolf.

My roommate and my boyfriend, they both know I am compulsive and controlling.

Your trash can is full of energy bar wrappers." "You were looking through my trash?

And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up. "She's a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate.

[Juan Wauters] got the tips for Queens because he grew up there.So him and my roommate, Matt Volz, they hooked me up, New York Style.

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.