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We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.


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Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in a foursome with Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder.

Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in a foursome with Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder.



On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.

On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.



I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.



Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.



I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.

I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.



In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.

In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.



Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.



My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.



What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?

What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?



When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'

When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'





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An institution or reform movement that is not selfish, must originate in the recognition of some evil that is adding to the sum of human suffering, or diminishing the sum of happiness.

An institution or reform movement that is not selfish, must originate in the recognition of some evil that is adding to the sum of human suffering, or diminishing the sum of happiness.



As Brian Urquhart has said quite correctly, I don't think that individual countries in the international community can stand aside and let all of these slaughters continue without doing anything.

As Brian Urquhart has said quite correctly, I don't think that individual countries in the international community can stand aside and let all of these slaughters continue without doing anything.



I think these shows with the young kids doing these jumps, doing these fantastic back flips, I think they're absolutely great. They did what I never did.

I think these shows with the young kids doing these jumps, doing these fantastic back flips, I think they're absolutely great. They did what I never did.



I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.



No one has nicer teeth than me. Why would anyone laugh at my lovely teeth?

No one has nicer teeth than me. Why would anyone laugh at my lovely teeth?



Once you go from 10 people to 100, you already don’t know who everyone is. So at that stage you might as well keep growing, to get the advantages of scale.

Once you go from 10 people to 100, you already don’t know who everyone is. So at that stage you might as well keep growing, to get the advantages of scale.



Everything in life is not all beautiful, not all fun. There is lots of killing and drugs.

Everything in life is not all beautiful, not all fun. There is lots of killing and drugs.



Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.




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