Ducks Quotes
Ducks Quote of the day
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.
We have federal regulations and state laws that prohibit hunting ducks with more than three rounds. And yet it's legal to hunt humans with 15-round, 30-round, even 150-round magazines.
Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout 'Bang!'
Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.
I don't have ugly ducklings turning into swans in my stories. I have ugly ducklings turning into confident ducks.
Today, we are shapers of the world of tomorrow. That is plain truth. There is no way we can duck the responsibility, and there is no reason why we should.
Painting is sometimes like those recipes where you do all manner of elaborate things to a duck, and then end up putting it on one side and only using the skin.
My torso is short, but my arms are really long and gangly and my legs and my neck, and my feet and hands are really long, and I look like a duck.
My motto is water off a duck's back. Meaning: don't let negativity weigh you down, perpetuate positive thinking.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.
An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness.
Have you seen a duck gliding smoothly on water? Does it ever look like it is paddling furiously underneath the surface? I don't have to show that I am working very hard.
If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile.
If you keep your feathers well oiled the water of criticism will run off as from a duck's back.
The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the eyes follow you around the room.
Platitudes and generalities roll off the human understanding like water from a duck.
A lot of young girls together is a romantic secret thing like the first sight of wild ducks at dawn.
When I was nine years old I use to copy ( not trace ) the covers of the Donald Duck comics. Many years later I became a close friend of Jack Hannah, the director of the Donald Duck film shorts.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quack like a duck, then it just may be a duck.
Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs.
Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.
Cuisine has become too complicated - this is about subject, verb, adjective: duck, turnips, sauce.
No matter how organized your ducks are, life can turn on 2 seconds. So, you can't keep on waiting. Because, if you keep on waiting, it's gone.
All along the backwater, Through the rushes tall, Ducks are a-dabbling, Up tails all!
My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck.
Rock 'n' roll is ridiculous. It's absurd. In the past, U2 was trying to duck that. Now we're wrapping our arms around it and giving it a great big kiss.
Singing songs like 'The Man I Love' or 'Porgy' is no more work than sitting down and eating Chinese roast duck, and I love roast duck.
