Old Lady Quotes

Old Lady Quote of the day

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

No contact with savage Indian tribes has ever daunted me more than the morning I spent with an old lady swathed in woolies who compared herself to a rotten herring encased in a block of ice.

I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs.

I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am for an art that helps old ladies across the street.

The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest.

My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer.

I was in handcuffs. I was under arrest. I remember there was this old lady looking at me, and I could tell she felt real sorry for me, and she did'nt know but all I wanted to do was take her purse.

History, that excitable and unreliable old lady.

Nature is an old lady with few friends these days, and those who wish to make use of her charms, she rewards passionately.

I won't quit to become someone's old lady.

I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ.

Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again.

The grand old lady of bluegrass? Well, wouldn't that be a wonderful title to have? I hope I do enough to earn it some day

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I've shut myself inside these walls, and I'm going to be a very lonely old lady if I'm not careful.

I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple.

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

I am equal to a baby and to a hundred year old lady. I am equal to an airline pilot and a car mechanic. I am equal to you. You are equal to me. It's that universal. Except that it's not.

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.

I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.

If you want to be a dear old lady at seventy you have to begin early, say about seventeen.

My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I'll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. But I haven't done with the old lady; far from it!

When I'm an old lady, I'm going to have my pick of the young men. They'll be like, 'She's Miss Mary Jane!' The young boys will think I'm a hot old lady.

I've always said that next to Imperial China, the South is the best place in the world to be an old lady.

You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about.

It was an old, old, old, old lady, And a boy who was half-past three; And the way they played together Was beautiful to see.

I don't want to be left in the past. When I stand next to Kylie, Beyonce or Rihanna, I don't want to be a decrepit old lady.

The line between angry young woman and grumpy old lady is very fine.

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.

You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

That's my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say.

You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

I'm afraid to look in the mirror. I'm afraid I'm going to see an old lady with white hair, just like the old ladies in the park. Alittle bundle in a black shawl just waiting for the coffin.

I was so desperate to get a job on TV (with no money), that I dressed as an old lady, went to the TV channel and said to security that I was the producer's grandma and had brought him lunch.

The old lady who said there must be a devil, else how could they make pictures that looked exactly like him, reasoned like a trained theologian - like a doctor of divinity.

It felt like strappy sandals were looking really old lady-ish; really dated and not cool.

There's no rage like old lady rage, just as there's no tenderness like old lady tenderness.

They're still in good shape, but I'm not flashing them anymore. I'm an old lady. I leave all the flesh to the kids.

What a dignity it gives an old lady, that balance at the bankers! How tenderly we look at her faults if she is a relative; what a kind, good-natured old creature we find her!

She's an old lady and she's ill. You just hold your head high and be a gentleman. Whatever she says to you, it's your job not to let her make you mad.

I don't want to die an old lady.

My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.

She [ Elizabeth II] is, you know, "Do-what-you're-told, Lady". But in the Commonwealth, she is much more than just a figurehead.

Voting for New Labour is like helping an old lady across the road while screaming 'Get a move on!' Even the Tories, who you could once rely on to be completely heartless are pretending to care.

"Then what can you want to do now?" said the old lady,gaining courage. "I wants to make your flesh creep," replied the boy.

I still have my eyes on the prize: I want to be that old lady onstage shaking her hips and singing her greatest hits.

A little old lady sitting at the front of the bus can do nothing to change civil rights.

But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet.