We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

Philosophy, as we use the word, is a fight against the fascination which forms of expression exert upon us.

There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an ‘idea’. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave.

Luck affects everything. Let your hook be always cast. In the stream where you least expect it there will be a fish.

I always say that bad women are fewer than men, but when you get one, they're fascinating because they're so rotten.

I'm not going to do any more solo touring.

To tell men that they cannot help themselves is to fling them into recklessness and despair.

The design process is about designing and prototyping and making. When you separate those, I think the final result suffers.

Jeff Sessions is the lone voice in the Senate.

It is said that if our intention is to help others-even if we are unable to follow it through-we will never have any regret. Regret is a result of trying to make "me" happy.

I'm very Canadian. I want everyone to love me, and I just get nervous.