In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.

It is in the nature of the mind that the more we cultivate and familiarize ourselves with positive emotions, the more powerful they become.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

All who have come to me must have enema each day.

I got bad calls every match, and I never got an apology. So I thought it was rather strange.

Into every life there come the painful, despairing days of adversity.

You've got to think outside the box. If you can't, that's going to put you behind the power curve in a big way.

And fame, for a painter means sales, gains, fortune, riches. And today, as you know, I am celebrated. I am rich.

You have to be able to generate usable energy without greenhouse gas emissions and you have to be able to do it cheaply if you want people to choose that approach.

Every Sherlock Holmes story has at least one marvelous scene.

I like new ballets because they're totally new. As you get older, new experiences are harder and harder to come by, so it's pretty great to have a new experience.