When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.

Keep strong the bond of love.

The ideal man takes joy in doing favors for others.

Young people are more intelligent and sophisticated.

Public schools are where the next generation of leaders are educated and where cultural exchange will take place.

The Progressive Blues Experiment, Johnny Winter... and Still Alive and Well is my favorite rock record

I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away.

I do not feel that I have a mandate from the entire world of football - the fans, the players, the clubs, the people who live, breathe and love football.

The issue for patents for new discovers has given a spring to invention beyond my conception.

It is a big problem and so I don't know for sure if I say yes or no to Ferrari.

I want to play golf, practice and not do much else. I don't drink, I don't smoke and I hate going places where you have to yell at someone who is about a foot away from you.