"Wait'll next year!" is the favorite cry of baseball fans football fans hockey fans and gardeners.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

I wonder if fears ever really go away, or if they just lose their power over us.

Ignorance is the parent of fear ...

The nature of heaven is to provide a place there for all who lead good lives, no matter what their religion may be.

This corn will teach to you, should you peel away the husk, and be willing to open your ears.

I find auditioning to be a very illusive process, where actors come in with this really big result with no process, so it's a lie already at work.

As soon as people hear my voice and synthesizer together they hear Erasure.

There is strength deep bedded in our hearts, of which we reck but little till the shafts of heaven have pierced its fragile dwelling. Must not earth be rent before her gems are found?

I do not judge, I only chronicle.

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.

Too much to know is to know nought but fame; And every godfather can give a name.