To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Music is an outburst of the soul.

The smallest issues can become the most important things in life and reality slips away.

Revolutions spring not from accident, but from necessity. A revolution is a return from the factitious to the real. It takes place because it must.

War can only be abolished through war, and in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take up the gun.

Anyone can forget about talent, but if you're a good person, your name will be remembered a long time.

Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it.

At a party, I am the kind of girl who will wait until the end of the night before I really get going. I'm a little anti-social at first, but I'm not immune to dancing on tables either.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Human nature will find itself only when it fully realizes that to be human it has to cease to be beastly or brutal.

Poems like to have a destination for their flight. They are homing pigeons.